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Top Off Tuesday. Dick in a Box

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It’s that time again — Tuesday! — which means I attempt to brighten your day with half-naked men. Read on at your own risk.  Top Off Tuesdays was started by FeliciaChristi and me.  It is where we (and you!) share the book covers that make us swoon.  Head over to Felicia’s blog to share your Top Off Tuesday link or to see what everyone has posted.

Jack Donovan and Bree Hendricks have been in hot competition since their school days, whether it’s tussling over the best apartment or bickering over local leash laws. Bree never turns down a challenge, so when her new toy in its brown paper packaging is delivered to Jack’s doorstep by mistake, he seizes this perfect opportunity to make her act on the long-simmering attraction between them. Bree is determined to set a good example for her teenage daughter, and that means no flirting, no flings and definitely no one-night stands. But a bout of saucy cybersex demonstrating her new dildo? There’s no danger in that. Unless Bree allows her heart to become involved…
-from Goodreads

About the author: Amanda, noun: 1. Creator of On a Book Bender and Bout of Books. 2. Editor at The Path of Least Revision. 3. Lover of language and books. 4. Drinker of wine, coffee, and vodka. 5. Idea wrangler and wielder of words.

21 comments… add one

  • Deb April 15, 2014, 6:40 am

    Well you know this is coming… so….The box is in my way of seeing his package. *smiles*
    Wowsers, this had me choking down my coffee this morning. Awesome job Amanda, as always.

  • Mary @ BookSwarm April 15, 2014, 7:42 am

    *snort* I don’t know if I’d be returning him to sender…at least not until I had a chance to unwrap his package. *nudge, nudge*

    • Amanda April 15, 2014, 7:59 am

      You’d have to verify its contents before knowing whether you wanted to return it or not.

      • Mary @ BookSwarm April 15, 2014, 8:04 am

        Might be something worth keeping… You just never know until you check.

        • Amanda April 15, 2014, 8:14 am

          “Hmm. This is smaller than what I was expecting. Return it.”

          • Mary @ BookSwarm April 15, 2014, 10:52 am

            OMG. The one-liners!
            “Does it come in another size?”
            “That’s a lot of packaging.”
            “I think this was tampered with.”
            “Damaged during shipping.” (ooh, that’s bad! *shudder*)

  • Kelly @ Reading the Paranormal April 15, 2014, 8:18 am

    Flat out, you WIN with both the cover and the title of this post. DICKS IN A BOX FOR EVERYONE!

    • Amanda April 15, 2014, 8:31 am

      Dick in a box: the gift that keeps on giving.

  • BookaholicCat April 15, 2014, 9:03 am

    I’m sure that was a next day delivery.

    • Amanda April 15, 2014, 9:22 am

      You wouldn’t want it to go bad.

  • Jenny @ Supernatural Snark April 15, 2014, 9:04 am

    First, I nearly died when I read your headline for today’s post. Then of course I couldn’t click on the link fast enough to check out his package. I have to admit to being a wee bit disappointed…it’s so bland and lifeless. I feel like he could have done a thing or two to spruce it up a bit ;-)

    • Amanda April 15, 2014, 9:27 am

      I was too busy imagining what was in the box to think about how bland the box is… but you’re SO RIGHT.

  • Katherine April 15, 2014, 10:00 am

    I’d be more impressed if he were carrying that package hands-free.

  • Felicia the Geeky Blogger April 15, 2014, 11:42 am

    So clearly I am a nip girl because I was distracted by them and the chest hair and then I saw the box. I so fail at life when I am on project deadline LOL

  • Christi @ Smitten with Reading April 15, 2014, 1:10 pm

    *snort* This is fabulous, especially your title for the post! smiles…

    • Amanda April 15, 2014, 1:13 pm

      Thank you! It makes me happy. :)

  • Carmel @ Rabid Reads April 15, 2014, 8:01 pm

    I’m kinda tempted to read this now just to find out what is behind that box. LOL Thanks for sharing!

    • Amanda April 16, 2014, 5:40 am

      I know what I’d like to find behind that box. ;)

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