It’s that time again — Tuesday! — which means I give you shirtless men and you try to steal them away from me. Top Off Tuesdays was started by Felicia, Christi and me. It is where we (and you!) share the book covers that make us swoon. Head over to Felicia’s blog to share your Top Off Tuesday link or to see what everyone has posted.
Or not?
Plus-sized Lisa has always had a thing for cowboys, and her two new bosses are no exception. Dreaming of them while she uses her vibrator just isn’t cutting it anymore. Which works perfectly for the men, because they’ve decided to finally make their move-and make Lisa’s summer memorable in more ways than one.
-from Goodreads
Kelly @ Reading the Paranormal August 7, 2012 at 1:35 am
It’s so sad when dreaming of two hunky dudes while using her vibrator just isn’t cutting it anymore. I WEEP for her!
I… uhh… really don’t know what to say about this cover. REALLY.
Amanda @ On a Book Bender August 7, 2012 at 3:23 am
Maybe she needs a second vibrator.
Felicia August 7, 2012 at 5:57 am
The Cover: Look at him trying to be all serious “howdy ma’am” while holding his junk.
The Blurb: Seriously you have a choice when your fantasy isn’t cutting it for you anymore–you get to have the real thing? Then why the heck aren’t Karl Urban and Jeremy Renner at my door? I dream about them all the time. Ok not really but if I am putting in orders :)
Amanda @ On a Book Bender August 7, 2012 at 10:55 am
If I were holding his junk, I’d be all, “Howdy, sir,” myself.
Vanessa The Jeep Diva August 7, 2012 at 7:45 am
Okay, seriously if there are two hunky guys in the book all for Lisa I demand them both on the cover. The other guy could have used the cowboy hat to cover his junk. It would have been hot. We’d of had two hot cowboys to pet & drool over. I want two cowboys on the cover, that is all.
Amanda @ On a Book Bender August 7, 2012 at 10:56 am
That was a serious fail on someone’s part. We need two cowboys on the cover! TRUTH IN ADVERTISING!
Christi Snow August 7, 2012 at 9:45 am
oooh, I agree with Vanessa. If we have a book featuring two cowboys, then we need to see them both on the cover! But back to this cover….look at the size of his biceps….I really wish we could see more. *sigh*
Amanda @ On a Book Bender August 7, 2012 at 10:59 am
I’m completely with you on this one, Christi.
Ruby August 7, 2012 at 9:48 am
This makes me wonder if the cover would be half as sexy if Mr. Cowboy weren’t wearing a hat. I mean, right now? Smokin’. No hat? Meh.
Also, if they wander around the office dressed like that, no wonder Lisa’s having such a hard time. No #GutterPass intended.
Amanda @ On a Book Bender August 7, 2012 at 11:17 am
Technically, Lisa only gets a hard time if she’s actually GETTING IT, you know?
Ruby August 7, 2012 at 10:23 pm
Ah, you’ve got me there.
Kristilyn (Reading in Winter) August 7, 2012 at 10:12 am
Oh my gosh … that synopsis is PRICELESS! Well, naturally they would BOTH make a move on her …
I do feel gipped with only having ONE cowboy on the cover though, when there are two of them in the book!
Amanda @ On a Book Bender August 7, 2012 at 11:19 am
That’s the thing about menages, Kristilyn. They are always completely plausible and realistic. It’s true. ;)
Jenny August 7, 2012 at 11:22 am
Whoa, naked! Do you think he needs help holding his junk? Maybe he’s so well endowed another set of hands is necessary? Also, that synopsis is perhaps the greatest thing I’ve ever read.
Amanda @ On a Book Bender August 7, 2012 at 11:37 am
I can’t speak to his level of being well endowed, but I’m pretty sure the best way to find out is to check it out for yourself.
Mary @ Book Swarm August 7, 2012 at 4:17 pm
Okay, here’s my question: What’s with the “plus-sized” description? Does it matter that much? She can’t get a man because she’s fat and because she can’t get a man, she’s gotta get her rocks off with her fantasy men and a vibrator? *headdesk* I’m reading too much into this, aren’t I. Done now. Interesting cover…ma’am!
Amanda @ On a Book Bender August 7, 2012 at 4:19 pm
Holy crap, Mary, I glossed right over that part! But you’re right, that’s stupid. Doesn’t matter what size Lisa is (unless she’s too small to take two large–is it wrong that I assume they’re large?–cowboys, I suppose).