It’s that time again — Tuesday! — which means I give you shirtless men and you try to steal them away from me. Top Off Tuesdays was started by Felicia, Christi and me. It is where we (and you!) share the book covers that make us swoon. Head over to Felicia’s blog to share your Top Off Tuesday link or to see what everyone has posted.
This is in no way a Valentine’s Day related cover. Other than it does have a little red in it.
Captain Wytt Sann is given the mission of a lifetime. Impersonating the notorious pirate Kirxx, Wytt must participate in a zap tournament sponsored by the pirate king. Wytt’s objective is to play the bloody game, beat the competition and win the prizes—a beautiful Glacidian woman and the coveted scarlet tear gem.
Ceyla is offered as a prize in a tournament and embroiled in the pirate king’s vengeful scheme to steal back the stone. Refusing to spend the rest of her life as a pirate’s prize, Ceyla plots her escape.
Ceyla is drawn to the handsome pirate who fights like a warrior and fires her Glacidian blood. Seducing Kirxx is the key to winning her freedom, but will she lose it all in the process? Will his true identity tear this lusty couple apart?
-from Goodreads
16 Responses to “Top Off Tuesday [36] — Happy Valentine’s Day!”
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Ummm I have no words……
“I still don’t get what these covers have to do with space pirates—I am guessing they are very naughty boys indeed*
(sorry I have no idea what to say about his package—holy underwear batman and then holy no-underwear on the lady bum LOL)
Ahoy!
Yeah. Not much space piracy there. You’d think. Perhaps if we read the book…
LOL Maybe..
Or we could get Kelly to read them.
I would totally read this. You know why? This line: Impersonating the notorious pirate Kirxx, Wytt must participate in a zap tournament sponsored by the pirate king.
MY GOD! THE TENSION! THE … wait. What’s a “zap tournament”?
Still, I’d totally read this. Totally.
If it were cheaper than $5.20, I would totally buy it for you!
I’m speechless here. Utterly speechless.
Maybe if I could pop rubies out of backside, I’d have more to say. For now, I’m just gonna seethe with jealousy.
Not only would you have more to say, but you’d probably be richer, too.
This is a blatant misuse of the most precious of all jems (the ruby–duh). I formally request that you remove this highly offensive picture from your glorious blog. Also: EW.
How about we keep the ruby, and get rid of the woman butt?
*DIES* Is that seriously a red butt jewel? *scrolls back up to double check* IT IS! *dies again* She has a giant read butt gem Amanda! A BUTT GEM! A crack gem? Not sure what we’d call it, but it’s amazing and has completely made my day.
Glad that I could make your day. :)
Holy Moley Tops Off!!! & Bottoms. Can we say Brazilian?
Well, yes. I had to go all out (all off?) for Valentine’s Day.
Dear God. WTF is she wearing? And why? Interesting…
Kind of fascinating, isn’t it?