Back by popular demand! Or not. It doesn’t matter, really. Now is the time for ridiculous Goodreads search suggestions! We are going to kick off 2012 the right way — with WRONG suggestions.
The first one was sent to me by Missie. Not long after I received it, I got the SAME RESULT with a different search term. So basically, if you don’t have the correct search term, Goodreads thinks you should search…
Not only is HELLO the universal catch-all for no results, hounding and kindling are practically the same word. They have so much in common, right? And please, let’s be honest, who DOESN’T hound the moon? It’s what all the cool kids are doing. Screw that kindling stuff.
And why YES, I was searching for Howard Buten when I typed in Hard Bitten. GOODREADS! HOW DID YOU KNOW!? Get out of my head. I would have thought with all the differences between the two terms you would have never guessed. Bravo, indeed.
You don’t need Deadly Cool when you’ve got DADDY Cool.
In bed with a highlander ONLY WITH A HIGHLANDER. This one actually makes sense. I mean, if I were in bed with a highlander, I’m pretty sure I’d want the highlander to be the only one in the bed with me.
It’s not blood and sweat any longer. It’s blood and MISTLETOE. You can bet on it.